Reason why Mike is fun: No. 1

This conversation happened just 5 minutes ago over supper at Khaleel. Those who doubt the authenticity of this conversation, please refer to my witnesses: Chia Yee, Bin Bin, Stefanie and Tiffany.

Mike: So, how are your parents?
Me: *about to answer*
Mike: *makes scissors-motion with his right index and middle finger* Have they mated yet? And have kids?
Me: *mind goes blank*
*tries to find a coherent answer*
*silence all around the table*
Mike: What?! Don't look at me like you have no idea what's going on!
*more stunned silence and dumbfounded looks*
Me: Uh... *points to self* The....kid?
*sudden explosion of laughter by Chia Yee, Bins, Stef, Tiff and me* (loud enough to be heard by aliens in another galaxy)
Mike: Wha...what? I asked about your PARROTS...not you!
*uncontrollable laughter and much clapping and slamming of fists on the table*
Chia Yee: Oh my god... *hahaha* I heard PARENTS!! *hahahahahahaha*
*more uncontrollable laughter, clapping, fist-slamming, leg-stomping etc*
Me: *hahahahahaha* Um... *hahahaha* The PARROTS are fine... *hahahaha* So are my parents... *HAHAHAHAHA*
Mike: You guys are never gonna let me live this one down, are you?
*continue with uncontrollable laughter, clapping, slamming, stomping, stomach-clutching etc*

Yes, Mike...this is why we ♥ you! Good times! Cheers!

Chan Clan Trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Chan Clan!

1. Olympic badminton rules say that the Chan Clan must have exactly fourteen feathers!
2. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to the Chan Clan!
3. If you blow out all the candles on the Chan Clan with one breath, your wish will come true.
4. The Chan Clanicide is the killing of the Chan Clan.
5. About 100 people choke to death on the Chan Clan each year.
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented the Chan Clan, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. Half a cup of the Chan Clan contains only seventeen calories.
8. In Chinese, the sound 'the Chan Clan' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
9. The Chan Clan can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in the Chan Clan.

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In Loving Memory

Sigh...It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce the death of our beloved guinea pig, which I named Fai. She's a young guinea pig that the lab bought as a pet and companion to another guinea pig which I named Kuro (because he's black...duh. Fai quickly became our favourite guinea pig for her small size and her utter cuteness and femininity. She was always ready to sit on my lap and eat her alfalfa quietly. Always curious to see who opens her cage door (and subsequently give her food). Aaahh...we'll miss you dearly, Fai!

Should you wonder where I got the names from, Fai is Fai D. Flowright from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle and Kuro is also from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle and is named after Kurogane. And yes, I'm a fangirl of the KuroFai pairing (^_^)b


Our beloved Fai


Kuro eating a banana. Kuro is now very quiet and a bit depressed, I think.


Kuro and Fai in their cosy little home.

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

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Yay!! Wheel of fortune!! It seems very accurate to me... I'm one lucky girl...and insane...and happy-go-lucky. WHEE!!!